Ben Affleck loses wife Jennifer Lopez to adored surfer DJ Paul Fisher after embarrassing himself at Tom Brady roast
Worst night ever?
Worst night ever?
The alleged killers "approached with the intention of stealing their vehicle and taking the tires to put them on the older-model pickup they were driving."
"All lines of investigation are open at this time."
"OMG, imagine if I gave Slater a blowjob, my Mum would be so stoked. She's a decade younger than him and still thinks he's hot."
"What can it possibly mean?"
“That would have been a ten for the guys! That was insane.”
A dark day.
Celebrate good times.
"All lines of investigation are open at this time. We cannot rule anything out until we find them."
"WHAT IS THAT?"
"All I could see was his black legs in his wetsuit. I just thought it was another guy on his phone."
Drink up, kids.